I forgot my username and password. How can i retrieve them?
It appears my client log-on isn't working! I'm in the airport waiting to board a plane and I really need to contact you folks...
To whom it may concern,
Please accept my resume for a position as Media Relations/Communications
While you may not have any relevant opportunities currently, I would
I should point out that I have worked onsite as the media relations point
Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to your reply and
Is Burt Lancaster on staff?
I'm doing some reasearch on cutting edge processors for business school
and I bumped into your site
Who are you guys?
But what the heck is this about?
To whom it may concern. I'm interested in finding out more about this
To Whom it May concern:
There have been a statistically significant number of twin births born
I'm aware of a group, the First Church of Elvis, a fanatical cult devoted
This is worth your further investigation. Please contact me for further
I can design antigrav systems. Let me work for you :)
This is quite an impressive website. As a professional web designer, I'm impressed by the level of detail you went into to create this spoof website. Ain't It Cool News spilled the story about e-com-con and its connection to the Lone Gunmen show yesterday. Eagerly awaiting its arrival.
nice site, nearly had me.
think the company party photo's gave it.
keep up the good work.
Do you have any more information on the Anti Grav Car. Any estimated specs? Drawings? Anything that would encourage placing an order? Price guess-estimate? Requirements for user? Such as pilots license, etc.?
Hello, I'm interested to learn more about the highly esteemed Gizli
Dosyalar's Flying car prototype. Such as, how is it going to fit 10,000
cds in it? If E-Com-Con was truly all about speed. You would have put a
mp3 player in it with a 10,000 gigabyte memory hard drive. Also, that
could have a satellite hook up for endless music downloading. Forget
CDs, how primitive. You might as well say the new flying car is going to
have a 10,000 Record playing juke box built in the trunk. Also what kind
of anti gravity devices are you using to make it fly? How is it going to
be powered? I promise i'm not a spy. I know a cheep way to power it
endlessly. By using kilned white gold dust. I've mastered a way to
produce it in my underground laboratory. I've kept it secret for fear of
ridicule from the power hungry free mason oil companies.
I've many forward thinking ideas, much experience with cutting edge
technology, and many patents pending. Even some top secret government
inventions that i'm not at liberty to disclose at this time. I would
very much like to become a part of the E-Com-Con team. So hire me!
love your website! you should post correspondences with people who think
Who is the 'Seven Days in May' fan?
Dear Sir or Madam--
I stumbled upon your website and read with much interest your highly
I have a project of my I own I feel you might be interested in. I have
Perhaps we can arrange a meeting to discuss the particulars of my astounding
I'm looking for investment opportunities for my child's college
Your web site is hilarious.
This has to be a lark? A little Christmas joke for Chris Carter? Or did
the creative minds at TXF and the LGM have a little too much egg nog?
CGB Spender recommended your company to me.
Hi, I'm Silvia from Spain...I had to say it..There's something really
Things Which sound to me The X Files:
E-Com-Con is a leading global technology corporation, headquartered in
. Says Pendrell, "Suzanne really knows how to work a room and will
In the photos of the Chrismas party ..appear a girl called..Chrissy Giorgio
In products....: X-OS: eXtremeTM Operating , sound to me like X official
In History ....: longtime friend and partner Dr. Zama Ishimaru (from
In Profiles ...look what i found in Suzanne profile : Suzanne held a
Suzanne enjoys swimming, hiking, and jogging on beaches .... I Swear
In Investor info: Here i Found the key!!! :) ..did you see the final
this is pretty funny.. :), ...by the way pendrell sign is quite similar
And if you click in Forgot your password..nothing happen :)
alrighty then, what's the story with this craptacular site? a clever viral marketing campaign for some hokey TV show? a bunch of bored java coders? lay it on me! i want some info dammit.
Daniel Pendrell? Suzanne Modeski? Gizli Dosyalar? Are you intentionally
Ok so this is a fake website to coincide with The Lone Gunmen show which
Good stuff, very funny.
A question and a comment.
Question: Why does the Zero-Gravity Automobile Initiative have a 10,000
Comment: If this technology really exists, why are you not getting any
By the way, just in case you are a real company, I have attached my resume.
Something perhaps that you could help me with. Your CEO, Daniel Pendrell,
You've got me really curious... what's your story? You seem to have gone
You have a very interesting website, and impressive products. Is your
Sign me up for the anti-gravity thingamabob!
I'm not sure who gets these e-mails, but I'm curious to see how many
This tie-in is much more bankable than the "Blair Witch" thing.....plus,
Good luck, and nice work!
Hi !!! I know who you are, i've reconize the name of Susane Modeski!!
It's very clever to do that, i think you want to do the same thing than
The blair witch project but i think that not a good film, with a reputation
of xfiles, you can make the spin off name lone gummen with no pub!!!
nice page, it looks like it took a lot of work.
but what's the point?
My Dear Doctor Pendrell,
You guys X-Files fans?
Love the site. I laughed my ass off.
Great Idea for the web site!
Thanks for taking the time to read my resume.
Is this a real company or some made up company for a movie?
Tell me more, be descrete.
I've heard so many great things about this company! I'm composing a resume
I would like to be added to any company newsletters you might have.
Which series is this site going to be about?
It is scully and mulder on the main page, isn't it?
Is there anything back there?
My Resume for Your Consideration,
I would like additional information for your Octium IV Processor.
Additonally I will require a client name and password so I could access
With Best Regards,
Your site was limited to the information about the Octium Chip and the
I've been trying out different OS's for the PC (i.e linux and BEOS).
I do market research on corp web sites. Kudos. This is better than some of the sites owned by the consulting firms themselves. (Though I wouldn't have menitoned anything about 10Q filings for a pre IPO firm...)
I was told that this is a promotional site for the new series "The
What have you done with the *real* Susanne Modeski?
Please find attached my resume for your perusal. I am interested in the
I found your site at the HAVEN and though I find it cute I would like
Hey I just wanted to let you know that I think e-com-con needs a new
branch office in Geneva, Iowa. Much of the midwest is under-represented in
the e-commerce world. You may be asking yourself how can I help your
company. Well let me please take a moment of your time to explain. I have
seen the pictures of your office party for the launch of e-com-con and I
feel that I have the necessary dance skills and party attitude to be a
leader at your company. I can forward you the necessary resume and
background material so you can integrate me into your company as quickly
as possible. I would like my title to be Director of Party Coordination.
Suzanne Modeski, Cami Schroeder, Betty Templeton---were all once characters
in X-files' episodes. The name "Dr. Zama Ishimaru" is a combination
of two character names played by Robert Ito in two episodes of "The
X-files". "Daniel Pendrell" is a combination of two characters
names, both characters had a crush on Scully.
hey does your site have anything to do with x-files??? because suzanne
i love the X-Files references... Pendrell....Suzanne Modeski....
LOL.. tell me this is the new Lone Gunmen related site-- otherwise send
Just wondering... what is your website about and for? Is this actually
Is it true that the Octium IV is keeping tabs on
P.S. I've got your chip.
Dear web site owner,
I was inquiring about your job openings. If at all possible, could I
My name is Dr.Moomoo. I am looking to buy a large portion of a major
Where is the Octium IV chip available for purchase, and how much is it??
To whom it may concern: RE: Ductless Cooling Systems.
We are most interested in your revolutionary ductless
FYI, I was directed to this site by my assistant, John
Thank you for your time.
Your site is perhaps the most sublime, entertaining, and well constructed
Pendrell, Ishimaru, Modeski... Watch X-Files, much? LOL Great website!!
Someone posted a link to your site on a message board... just had to
I want the other actress who plays Suzanne Modeski! She has the charisma!
To whom it may concern at E-Com-Con.com:
Very cool. Hope the show does well.
Who are you people, and what is your connection with 1013 Productions?
I have just returned from your interesting site and I'm impressed. In
I really don't believe in resumes. They are againist my religion so to
Here'e my stats! I'm thirtysomething (Just like the sadly cancelled TV
I'll take whatever job you throw at me! I'm not choosy! I can start whenever
I hope to hear from you soon!
p.s. I have an idea about hoverpants. Interested?